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WHY is wine > tequila

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Originally posted by Seitse
Tequila is not for getting drunk. Tequila is for enjoying.

Anyway, if you want to get hammered, try this:

* Fill half of one big shot glass with tequila
* Fill the other half with 7up or Sprite.
* Cover with napkin or hand
* Slam in table
* Drink fast before it bubbles out
* Get someone to grab your head with both hands and shake it vigorously
* R ...[text shortened]... it.

P.S. If there is nobody to share your head, shake it yourself, like headbanging.
I like it more with soda water... Slammers is the only way I can get Tequila into my body...

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Originally posted by Crowley
I like it more with soda water... Slammers is the only way I can get Tequila into my body...
By soda water you mean mineral water?

Interesting. I've never tried it that way 🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
By soda water you mean mineral water?

Interesting. I've never tried it that way 🙂
No, carbonated water. Need the bubbles...
Sprite is too sweet for me.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Wine and beer get me drunk easily (well after a bottle or a six pack). Tequila doesn't seem to really kick in even after eight shots like the other night. WTF. I thought the point of hard liquor was getting drunk easily.

I guess it must hit all at once...like it did at certain parties I won't discuss further. But seriously...what fun is that? I mean for me not for everyone else...
Drink martinis. And lighten up on Seitse.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Tequila is not for getting drunk. Tequila is for enjoying.

Anyway, if you want to get hammered, try this:

* Fill half of one big shot glass with tequila
* Fill the other half with 7up or Sprite.
* Cover with napkin or hand
* Slam in table
* Drink fast before it bubbles out
* Get someone to grab your head with both hands and shake it vigorously
* R ...[text shortened]... it.

P.S. If there is nobody to share your head, shake it yourself, like headbanging.
Aren't "slammers" kinda girly? Almost any time you take a perfectly good hard liquor and mix in 7up, Sprite, Coke, Pepsi..etc., you're one step closer to wearing panties.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Aren't "slammers" kinda girly? Almost any time you take a perfectly good hard liquor and mix in 7up, Sprite, Coke, Pepsi..etc., you're one step closer to wearing panties.
Want to see my undies?

Slam me a tequila and then kiss me, you fool 😵

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Originally posted by Seitse
* Get someone to grab your head with both hands and shake it vigorously
Tequila Bum Bum doesn't include this. The name Bum Bum comes from slamming the tequila and the soda twice on the table. I actually do it with tonic, not with 7up or Sprite.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Tequila Bum Bum doesn't include this. The name Bum Bum comes from slamming the tequila and the soda twice on the table. I actually do it with tonic, not with 7up or Sprite.
The head shaking is a Mexican thing (bartenders and tour guides)
done in beaches where the American teenagers go for springbreak.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Drink martinis. And lighten up on Seitse.
I was drunk and just messing around. Relax.

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I do know that drinking 2 fifths of the stuff can be nearly fatal.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I was drunk and just messing around. Relax.
Oh yeah?

I will post you the bill of my shrink. I am permanently affected 😞

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Originally posted by Seitse
Oh yeah?

I will post you the bill of my shrink. I am permanently affected 😞
While you're at it send me some of this fancy pants tequila you keep talking about...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
While you're at it send me some of this fancy pants tequila you keep talking about...
Do not make fun of this.

I am really affected by your rudeness.

I demand an apology.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do not make fun of this.

I am really affected by your rudeness.

I demand an apology.
I'm sorry you're such a sensitive whiner...

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I'm sorry you're such a sensitive whiner...
I demand satisfaction.

Tomorrow.

5 a.m.

Lincoln Heights.

Bring your own sword.